Have you guys, noticed.? Sometimes, when you're listening at SDRE/TFT songs, like "killed 
by an angel", "uncle mountain", "every shining time you arrive", it sounds like it is 
Perry Farrell from Jane's Addiction who's singing these songs, Both voices are so fucking 
great.!!!
Thank you Jeremy for you existence..

If you think that magic act is great, wait til you see him make the Statue of Liberty "Disappear." 

omg you don't *even* want to see the rope trick. 


and he's great with those red balls of his. ;)

he sawed me in half once.

he's magical alright...if you know what I mean. ;)

No no, not that.

...perv.

-Seven

Then what?

I've never tasted better muffins.

-Seven

he has a fine set of cakes, too. has/makes same thing.

Ladies, I have absolutely no clue what in blazes you're all blabbering about. Let me be blunt here: the man can't 
cook for shit. I slave away at the microwave all freakin' day long nuking him burritos; and you're here gossiping 
about some divine dessert he whips up in the kitchen like he's the Emo Emeril or something. Give me the secret 
recipe to these so-called fine Jeremy Enigk cakes and maybe then I'll believe this total nonsense...

to quote tim quoting brittany murphy, "i'll never tell."

Dude, no way!!! You did it again!!! You just killed yet another thread!!! How do you do this??? Figure it out ASAP! 
I want you to work *your* magic on that insufferable "Word Association Game" thread! 

when jeremy touched me, he gave me special, magic powers. (see tour thread)

What'd you give him in return?

see the post above: me quoting tim quoting brittany murphy. ;)

he turned me into a newt

So *this* is why he thanks J. K. Rowling in the liner notes!

no. actually, in the next book we find out that Harry's favorite band is The Fire Theft. 
they play Hogwart's. however, something horirble happens and he Frog Queen returns to 
wreak terror and havoc on Hogwart's and Enigk is accused of causing the problems. Harry 
teams up with Will Goldsmith to find out who the real culprit is. with Dumbledore's help, 
they find out that the new Defense Against The Dark Arts Professor, a Mr. David Grohl, is 
the culprit, and has been a death-eater from the start. then they mention the war, and 
the book ends with H.P. on his way back to Privet Drive.

Emo Emeril.  YOu kill me!
Baggins, I'm glad you gave away the ending.  I don't know what Jeremy sees in those 
books.  Not that I've read any of them to know either way myself....
My guess is that Jeremy does light cooking: ie salads, a simple chicken dish, pasta....
but the fact is he doesn't NEED to learn how to do the fancy stuff cause I cook for him.  
When Jeremy wants Salmon Almondine, Jessica makes Salmon Almondine.  

baggins: That Harry Potter incident was totally PMS-induced. I apologize with all my heart... Does anyone know 
how I can collect royalties from Ms. Rowling?

jezel: Thanks, dollface! I have no idea what type of stuff Enigk would eat. I'm guessing the typical starving artist 
bachelor feed: fast food and whatever's in the fridge that isn't overtly moving yet... I'd bet money you're an 
awesome cook, Jess. I could easily picture you pulling trays of cookies out of an oven. I, on the other hand, well, 
let's just say that my own mother won't let me in the kitchen anymore because I've almost burned our house 
down. I seriously find medicine easier than housework. But hey, if Jeremy ever wants to burn his house down... 

And now it's time to kick it up a notch! For your entertainment, a very abridged transcript from this week's 
episode of The Emo Emeril:

"Welcome to the wholesome world of bagels, where every brother's knife is set to fillet you. Grilled by an 
angel... Call me sand in your toes. Rise and shine to the smell of flours. Call me steam in your nose... Don't 
wanna waste thyme. Is it a matter of rind? Don't wanna lose control. I've gotta say goodbye."

BAM!

you are such a sap pfinarffle.

jess, the Harry Potter books are quite good. I'd highly recommend them. I've read them 
all and can say that the story is pretty damn cool. the movies aren't that good though. 
at least they don't really convey the magic that you understand reading the books. 

Actually, "J. K. Rowling" is Jeremy's pet name for ME. I call him Harry. (But I usually 
spell it differently.)

And I am down with cooking, too. (We already bonded over 30 minute meals, didn't we?) I 
am the sweets baker, though. If ever Jessica wanted to remake that great situational 
comedy Three's Company (starring me, Jez, and Jeremy) than I am ALL FOR IT. But we'd 
assume the cook roles. Jeremy would not "play" Jack Tripper who was a chef and supposedly 
gay. We'd cook and he'd just hang at the house making music and hitting on us.  
Oh that Jeremy! What a card!

What a great show that would be.  would we wear those hotpants janet and chrissy always 
wore?  I think we'd be a more intelligent version of the show.  I love to make the sweets 
too!  hey, speaking of 30-min meals, did you see the halloween special with rachael and 
emeril?  she was so cute and giddy when they were making the cheese mummy.  

baggins, I saw the first movie. Thought it was okay, but not nearly as magical as people made the books out to 
be. Maybe I'll try the books out this winter break. I've got nothing better to do now that I don't have enough 
money to travel abroad or even to Seattle like I wanted. :(

Also, can someone please write me into that TV show? People have told me that I should have my own talk show 
because of my weird name; but I'm definitely not witty enough for that. I'd be happy with a stupid cameo part, 
kinda like the weirdo who shows up, the laugh track gets played, and then I disappear into the woodwork 
again... What do you guys/gals think?

And I almost forgot! Guys, a confession: this is how I've been procrastinating after class tonight...

The "Which Harry Potter character are you?" quiz:
http://pages.prodigy.net/hpdevo/quiz/                          [I got Ginny Weasley.]

And another:
http://cookiewhore.net/onlinetests/harrypotter/            [Hermione, the nerdette! Blech!]

And yet *another*:
http://www.sugar-rain.net/tests/harrypotterquiz.html    [I'm Harry! Well, I'm Mediterranean so I'm always-
                                                                                                            er... I'll shut up now...] 

What a relief! At last, tests that have properly diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder!... And now it's 
time for homework... blargh...

do read them pinar. i think you'll like them. the movies are so hollywood and they really 
didn't do the books justice. i like them a lot.

you share characterstics with all 3 of those characters, so it's not surprising those 
answers came up. but i think you're most like Ginny Weasly. she's dope as hell.

i wonder which i'd be...